7 Quotes & Sayings By The Harvard Lampoon

The Harvard Lampoon was founded in 1876 by a group of students, and moved to Cambridge, Massachusetts, in 1882. Over the years, the group has produced a number of notable magazines, including The Harvard Lampoon, Hasty Pudding Theatricals, and the Pseudonymous Society. The Lampoon would eventually grow into a national institution with an annual operating budget of over $50 million. In its early years the magazine published satirical pieces that were considered highly offensive at the time Read more

After graduating from Harvard University in 1961, John F. Kennedy became president of the group until his death in 1963. Then after serving as president for two more years, he passed it on to his brother Robert F.

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So, Belle, what's new today?" Dad, " I said, grasping his hands and looking directly into his eyes. "I'm in the deepest love that has ever occurred in the history of the world." Gosh, Belle. When someone asks you 'What's new?' the correct answer is 'Not much'. Besides, isn't it a little soon to cut yourself off from the rest of your peers, depending on a boyfriend to satisfy your social needs as opposed to making friends? Imagine what would happen if something forced that boy to leave! I'm imagining pages and pages would happen - with nothing but the names of the months on them. . The Harvard Lampoon
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About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him -- which I assumed was wildly out of his control -- that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he has kissed me. The Harvard Lampoon
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I was so attracted to him I could have peed myself right there on the spot, but I hadn't done anything like that in a while. I was older now, and harnessed my feelings in moments like these by opening and closing my fists very rapidly. The Harvard Lampoon
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I want to leave all my friends and the sunlight for a small, rainy town. The Harvard Lampoon
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Rebellion is all we'll be talking about. Love is revolution, a kind of coup d'état and cultural reprogramming in its own little way. The Harvard Lampoon
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The next day was wonderful...and terrible. So, overall, I guess it was okay. The Harvard Lampoon